8-BALL Tournament

Welcome to the First (and probably last) traditional 8 ball pool tournament ever organized at CERN! Since I am running out of ideas on what to write here... let's get to the meat!

WHAT

Hello?? What what! This is the BEST pool experience you will ever dream of in your entire <Insert your job here> career! Just be sure not to miss it!

WHO

Can you tell the difference between a billiard ball and a basket ball?? Do you know what is the shape of a billiard field? Do you need a swimming suit to play?

If you can answer at least one of these questions... you are IN!!

If not... well... then get married with somebody REALLY RICH and regularly visit this page!

WHERE

Wherever you find a pool table... If you are good enough to reach the finals... well then we need you to be at the building 186

WHEN

Whenever you find time out of your work (and your social life, if any). We all know how stressed you are and how much work you have to do... but you will always be able to find 10 minutes to play billiard! The tournament will be completely shaped for you, NO EFFORT needed!

HOW

Well, there is a cue, a table and some balls.

WHY

Why??? Are you really asking this?? If you are still not sure then billiard is really not for you. I recommend you this website then.

WARNING

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

THIS web page will self-destruct in 5 seconds... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... BOOM.